As humans, we tend to see the best in people. So, when our significant other breaks it off, we tend to believe the excuses they pull out of their ass. Let's keep it real, shall we?
Here are some common lines you will probably encounter in your lifetime:
What they say: It's not you; it's me.
This really means it's you. Sorry.
What they say: I think we should see other people.
This really means that they are getting bored of seeing you naked. To avoid this, I suggest you work out. Or get implants (only if you're a girl though--cause otherwise, ew)
What they say: I need some space.
This really means that you're being a desperate cling-on. And that you should probably go away.
What they say: Our timing just isn't right.
This really means that they haven't gotten done fucking everyone they want. To them, you are probably interfering with their sexcapades.
What they say: You're too good for me.
This really means that they are too good for you. And that they need someone hotter than you to fulfill their desires.
What they say: I'm just not ready for a relationship.
This really means that they are too immature and self-centered to think of anyone but themselves. (If a guy says this, it is probably because he is uncomfortable with his sexuality.)
So, if anyone ever uses one of these on you, you'll know what they mean. Not that it will help you. Because you're already getting broken up with. Awks!
Words of wisdom from Nina.
Here are some common lines you will probably encounter in your lifetime:
What they say: It's not you; it's me.
This really means it's you. Sorry.
What they say: I think we should see other people.
This really means that they are getting bored of seeing you naked. To avoid this, I suggest you work out. Or get implants (only if you're a girl though--cause otherwise, ew)
What they say: I need some space.
This really means that you're being a desperate cling-on. And that you should probably go away.
What they say: Our timing just isn't right.
This really means that they haven't gotten done fucking everyone they want. To them, you are probably interfering with their sexcapades.
What they say: You're too good for me.
This really means that they are too good for you. And that they need someone hotter than you to fulfill their desires.
What they say: I'm just not ready for a relationship.
This really means that they are too immature and self-centered to think of anyone but themselves. (If a guy says this, it is probably because he is uncomfortable with his sexuality.)
So, if anyone ever uses one of these on you, you'll know what they mean. Not that it will help you. Because you're already getting broken up with. Awks!
Words of wisdom from Nina.
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